Edition #4.5: Sunlight is No Longer a Fantasy

Death > Woman Written By a Man

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Mid-Month Check In

Greetings Valthakai, the alphabet soup squad, and people who prefer cold weather…

We’ve made it halfway to halfway through the year…

Good gods (world building).

A lot has been going on with both Daniel and the Crone.

The former has an upcoming pole performance (the recital kind, not the throwing $20s kind, however tips are appreciated), saw Trixie Mattel live on Thursday, and is helping some friends move all weekend.

The latter is trying to find time to update her Wanderings of the Crone series in between bouts of tax evasion. Of all organizations, the IRS knowing how to worldhop is frankly the least surprising.

Vidcon is also on the horizon, granting me the pleasure of dealing with the bullshit that is LA traffic connecting with fellow creators and fending off my family trying to convince me to move back to Los Angeles.

All in a day’s work.

Keep enjoying the summer weather, soak up the sun before you become cripplingly dependent on Vitamin D pills, and wear your sunscreen.

And, as always, enjoy!

Love,

The Crone and Daniel

Previous Poll Results:

Would You Rather Be

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A man written by a woman (108)

⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ A woman written by a man (10)

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 Dead (106)

224 Votes

Daniel’s Current Read

Author: Lindsay C. Gibson

Title: Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents

Genre: Far too fucking real

In between the Epic Fantasy and Faerie Smut I occasionally seek self improvement.

The Crone does not because she’s perfect. Unlike many people on this planet, many more of whom decided the key to success was to fuck up their children via blending their mishegoss with that of a life partner.

I’m not here to judge (your parents anyway) but I am here to recommend.

Sometimes acceptance is key, because other options are “illegal” or “unethical” or “far less healthy than just seeing a therapist.”

You know what I mean.

The title says it all.

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